What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.