What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?

One dead baby in five dustbins.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.