10 Dead Baby Jokes

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.