10 Dead Baby Jokes

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

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What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

1 Baby Jokes More 1 Baby Jokes

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

10 Tree Jokes More 10 Tree Jokes

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.