Trashcan Jokes

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."