Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
A: A counter spy.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
she got Holm schooled told me to go here .
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
A Suhhh Dude
Leaf me alone.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
