What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao