What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)