What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....