What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.