What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?