What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?