What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.