What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.