What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees