What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.