What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face