Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

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Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.