What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.