What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!