What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.