What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Hemorrhoid Jokes More Hemorrhoid Jokes

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

Nice Guy Jokes More Nice Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.