What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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A receding hare line!

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If I fits I sitz."

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.