Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.