Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.