How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy