How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!