4. Prophet.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Because they fall through his hands.
Jesus: *winks at camera*
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Check his spirit level.
The ultrasound guy