How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.