How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.