How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Nice Guy Jokes More Nice Guy Jokes

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.