How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.