How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.