4. Prophet.
An Oreo
Half of a cat.
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
A 3 legged cow
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
You sound just like me!"
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
The ultrasound guy
Cause nice guys always finish last.