How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.