What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"