What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Stan Jokes More Stan Jokes

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ?

Buddyfingers !

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.