What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: