What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"