Taliban Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Drone Pilot Jokes More Drone Pilot Jokes

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.