Taliban Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Who will be rescued?

America.

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ?

Buddyfingers !

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban