Taliban Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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The other plants have to photosympathize with it

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It made him wed his plants!

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His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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On television !

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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They all had masters

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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It's Gonna Be Pee"