Taliban Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

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What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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It's Gonna Be Pee"

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Shoot him in June.