How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )