How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money