How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.