How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

How do introverts feel within society?

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.