How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit