How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims