How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions