How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!