How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate