How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips