What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!