What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."