Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.