Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.