Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

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I can't even look at you anymore!"

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A fine case of herpes.

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Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

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Adobe-wan Kenobi

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.