Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.