Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
A centipede with a wooden leg !
Not enough leg room!
Sore arms.
A orange tree.
APPLES!!!*
Because they ror.
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
Look ma, no hands!
The steaks were too high.
Because the rancher was a cattlist.
Ouch, that Hertz!"
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz