Sore Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Sore Arm Jokes More Sore Arm Jokes

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?