Sore Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

Sore Arm Jokes More Sore Arm Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.