Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.