What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.