Ouch Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common?

Tons of koffing spawns.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.