Ouch Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest