What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

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What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !