What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than one bee?

Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"