How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.