How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.