How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.