Hertz Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

Rental Car Jokes More Rental Car Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.