What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes