What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

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What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.