Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Mas cow.

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A crush crush

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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Are you 0K

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out