Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Because they take a fence to that.

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He wanted to be on time.

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They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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It was out standing in its field!

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out