Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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He used the Hookshot!

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A conversation of energy.

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He was outstanding in his field.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.