What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.