What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.