What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

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What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!