What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

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