What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.