What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis