What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.