What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.