What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.