Time Machine Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

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I Duggar."

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Nah Imma stay

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In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers