What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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He dumped his girlfriend.

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You brown it on one side

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...