What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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So you're the one!

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Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears