What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears