What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

How do you say Vaseline in German?

Vienerslidein

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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Shake it off

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.