What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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A frustacean

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Toilet paper.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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A swipe and wipe.