Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire