Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling