Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.