Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!