A tire
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
Clothes-minded.
A rubber band
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
They both can't ride a bicycle!
When it turns into a driveway.
Attire.
Attire
Attire.*
A tire.