Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
A Horse.
Neigh-boars.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
Waterboarding.
He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.
Let's go back to being cousins.
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **
They distrust clocks.
