What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper