What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper