Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

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How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit