Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.