Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.