Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

City Jokes More City Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.