Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

City Jokes More City Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.