Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course