What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

Badum Tsss Jokes More Badum Tsss Jokes

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss