What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

City Jokes More City Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Badum Tsss Jokes More Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss