Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.