Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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