Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.