Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.