Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.