Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

City Jokes More City Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you