Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!