What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......