What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people