What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people