What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*