What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!