Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

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Aspirin Jokes More Aspirin Jokes

Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ?

Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

Wrinkly Jokes More Wrinkly Jokes

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.