Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

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Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.