Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.