Well, you want them to work, don't you?
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Because they work.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
Because they're white.
Because he had my grains
Because it's a cox blocker
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
Econoclasts.
Why are you picking on me?
Demeter.
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Because black tires makes your car run faster
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
A Pauperazzi
A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!
Danny DeVito
Wrinkly.
