Well, you want them to work, don't you?
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Because they work.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
Because they're white.
Because he had my grains
Because it's a cox blocker
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Wrinkly.
Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!
God speed.
Because Paracetamol on fire.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Because he was in bread!
r/Jokes!
She wanted to wash up on shore
A Nietzsche market!
A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.