Well, you want them to work, don't you?
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Because they work.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
Because they're white.
Because he had my grains
Because it's a cox blocker
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
An Armadealer
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Because they can get their whole grains.
one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P
Your grandma.
Danny DeVito
Because Paracetamol on fire.
Why are you picking on me?
Demeter.
Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
Because black tires makes your car run faster
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
