Well, you want them to work, don't you?
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Because they work.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
Because they're white.
Because he had my grains
Because it's a cox blocker
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Stop fallowing me!
Demeter.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!
He wanted to achieve erection reform.
Pepperoni and cheese.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
Because he was in bread!
Because Paracetamol on fire.
Show your work.
Because they're paid to.
Either your mum, your wife or you.
Wrinkly.