Well, you want them to work, don't you?
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they work.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
Because they're white.
Because he had my grains
Because it's a cox blocker
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
She takes Sadderall.
McBongald's
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
Because Paracetamol on fire.
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
A MANDATE
Because they want to.
Stop fallowing me!
Demeter.
