Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise