Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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I'll be Bach"

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!