Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise