Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Fur Elise Jokes More Fur Elise Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise