Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Fur Elise Jokes More Fur Elise Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!