How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

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What do lesbian couples do once a month?

Finger paint.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.