How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Lesbian Couple Jokes More Lesbian Couple Jokes

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What do lesbian couples do once a month?

Finger paint.