How can you tell if your house was buil...

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Stud Jokes More Stud Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

Lesbian Carpenter Jokes More Lesbian Carpenter Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.