How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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Get off me, homes!

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An "A" frame...

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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It's all tongue and groove.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.