How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

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How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!