How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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early retirement

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In the kitchen.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo?

Falloffalottapuss

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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Tongue and groove

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!