How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

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What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

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What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.