How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Stud Jokes More Stud Jokes

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Lesbian Carpenter Jokes More Lesbian Carpenter Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!