What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!