What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !