What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!