What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!