Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

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Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!