Groove Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.